Every single word that follows are from me, and if there is any similarity to them on a legal level then tell me before you sue me!

“You Know One Of The Great Mysteries Is, Who Loves Madonna More, Women Or Gay Men...” - Jonathan

“Emo Is 90's Ballads To A Punk Tempo, Punk Only Lasted Through To The 80’s At The Latest, Anything Else Is Compleatly Fake… Punk Is Ded.” - Jonathan

“Fuck Your Underground, Fuck Your Opinion, Fuck; Your God, His Teachings And The Beliefs You Live By, Fuck Your Code, Fuck Your Friends And Family, Fuck Your Country, Fuck Your Revolution! Fuck Your Cause And Your Organization, Fuck Your Currency!  Fuck Your Music And Culture And Food! Unless You Don’t Dive A Fuck In Which Case I Applaud You And Hope To Become Better Acquainted”- Jonathan

“I Am Wise Enough To Be Smarter Then A Lot Of Retards” -Jonathan

“If You Parents Named You Benji, After An Old Dog, You Would Be Emo Too” - Jonathan

"I Wish I Was Angry Like You" - Jonathan

**Skratches Hed**

**Hed Hurts**

“I See Little Poser Bitches.... Everyday” - Jonathan

“Have I Done Something To Offend You?  Or Am I Just On Drugs?” - Jonathan

"I Wish I Could Think Of Some Really Cool Bitchy Emo Comment About Razors Or Blood And Look Cool Like You, You Fucking Emo Cunt!" - Jonathan

“If They Take My Words They Take My Soul” - Jonathan

“Here's Your Retarded Comment!” - Jonathan

“I Am Old Enough To Be Wiser Then Alot Of Retards" - Jonathan

”She Is Into Double-Penetration!!!” - Jonathan

"I Gotted A Deplowma From Hi Scool" – Jonathan

"If It Burns, See A Doctor." – Jonathan

"Staying Hydrated Is The Most Important Thing One Can Do For One's Self!" – Jonathan

“I Am Not A Poser Because Of The Bands I Listen To, It's Because No One Told Me To Listen To Them.” – Jonathan

"Boneshift Says 'I'll Make You Eat Your Shit, I'll Make Your Ass Raw, I Will Give You Pain, If You Think You Like Bondage, You Fucking Cunt!'" -Jonathan

“Ass Is Like Dessert… You Want It All The Time But Too Much Is Bad For You” – Jonathan

“To Feel No Pain, It Would Be Torturous And Pure Agony, To Have Your Own Body Tell You That You Are Not Worth Protecting And Warning You About The Pleasures You Crave, Your Own Body Telling You That You Have Become Worthless…” - Jonathan

”Out In A Haze Of Homicidal Hypnotic-Psycho-Trippin' Multi Colored ... Were Was I Goin' With This?” - Jonathan